MAKE US LAUGH, FUNNYMAN
"One Knockdown-Funny Joke From a Stand-Up Comic"
Jokester: Paul Mecurio
IF YOU ENTERED REHAB, WHAT WOULD IT BE FOR?
To get laid by emotionally vulnerable women.
MOST ANNOYING REALITY TV STAR:
Hercules the Pit Bull on Pit Boss. The way he just stares at the camera, licking his balls... Talentless canine!
FAVORITE APP:
The Snookie Hepatitis Alert App.
HIGH SCHOOL NICKNAME:
The Impregnator. (Need I say more?)
BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY:
Child support. The kid just blows it on proper-fitting shoes.
WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN A MOVIE?
Megan Fox. She has the ass for it.
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